The Straight Version
Winnipeg Jets goaltender Connor Hellebuyck is officially ruled out for Tuesday's game against the New Jersey Devils.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine dodging your own home ice like a coward while your ex-fans prepare the rotten tomatoes. Keep crying in the locker room while the Jets bury you in the standings.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE COWARD ENERGY / 10
Imagine dodging your own home ice like a coward while your ex-fans prepare the rotten tomatoes.
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