The Straight Version
Calgary Flames winger Joel Farabee is finally scoring on breakaways as expected by coach Ryan Huska.
The UNHINGED Take
Huska is acting like he discovered fire because a guy making millions finally remembered how to skate in a straight line. The bar in Calgary is lower than the Saddledome's property value.
The Bottom Line
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Huska is acting like he discovered fire because a guy making millions finally remembered how to skate in a straight line.
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