The Straight Version
Zach Collaros is not on the Blue Bombers active roster for the Eastern Semifinal on Saturday against the Argonauts.
The UNHINGED Take
"Dru Brown to start for Winnipeg Blue Bombers in East semifinal versus Argos" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Dru Brown to start for Winnipeg Blue Bombers in East semifinal versus Argos" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Dru Brown to start for Winnipeg Blue Bombers in East semifinal versus Argos" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/dru-brown-to-start-for-winnipeg-blue-bombers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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