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Eight killed in series of shootings in western Turkey

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 07:32 pm
Eight killed in series of shootings in western Turkey — Canada
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The Straight Version

Eight people died after a brutal shooting spree in western Turkey.

The UNHINGED Take

Turkey’s security fizzles. Highways turn into bloody joyrides for strangers with faulty conscience.

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The Bottom Line

Deadly Fail / 10

Turkey’s security fizzles.

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