The Straight Version
Melania Trump hosted Russian and Ukrainian officials to push for a lasting Ukraine truce.
The UNHINGED Take
The first lady sells the war for press conferences and namespaces while Musharraf's defence chiefs take sausage rolls. World's loosest diplomatic unit.

The Bottom Line
FERAL GARBAGE / 10
The first lady sells the war for press conferences and namespaces while Musharraf's defence chiefs take sausage rolls.
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