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El-Sayed, Rogers hold dueling rallies as bitter campaign comes to a close

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 04:15 am
El-Sayed, Rogers hold dueling rallies as bitter campaign comes to a close — Canada
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The Straight Version

El‑Sayed and Rogers host simultaneous rallies, squeezing last‑ditch urgency.

The UNHINGED Take

El‑Sayed and Rogers throw midnight rallies while Haley Stevens cancels a nominee, sparking a political gas‑light backfire. It's politics stuck on ice, eh, spinning a wintry flop that turns mouths into blizzards.

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CHEAP POL SITCOM / 10

El‑Sayed and Rogers throw midnight rallies while Haley Stevens cancels a nominee, sparking a political gas‑light backfire.

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El‑Sayed and Rogers throw midnight rallies while Haley Stevens cancels a nominee, sparking a political gas‑light backfire. CHEAP POL SITCOM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/el-sayed-rogers-hold-dueling-rallies-as-bitter #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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