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Health-care advocate Dr. Paul Parks aims to unseat Alberta health minister

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 08:31 pm
Health-care advocate Dr. Paul Parks aims to unseat Alberta health minister — Canada
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The Straight Version

Dr. Paul Parks, an E.R. doctor for 26 years, says he's seeking the NDP nomination in Cypress-Medicine Hat, which is currently held by UCP Primary Health Minister Justin Wright.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Health speedrunning total brain death: "Health-care advocate Dr. Paul Parks aims to unseat Alberta health minister". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Health speedrunning total brain death: "Health-care advocate Dr.

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