The Straight Version
Toys 'R' Us plans to open 300 joint stores in Canada by end 2027.
The UNHINGED Take
Staples licks a Toys 'R' Us tooth—300 vacant stalls selling plastic dreams while Canadian aisle rustles meat. Even Mounties think it's a bad surprise.
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The Bottom Line
CHEAP GOLD / 10
Staples licks a Toys 'R' Us tooth—300 vacant stalls selling plastic dreams while Canadian aisle rustles meat.
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Staples licks a Toys 'R' Us tooth—300 vacant stalls selling plastic dreams while Canadian aisle rustles meat. CHEAP GOLD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/toys-and-8216-r-us-canada-to-open #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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