The Straight Version
Iran outlines 7-day Hormuz plan, Trump denies talks.
The UNHINGED Take
Iran's seven‑day gamble? A reckless shell‑shot at global commerce, while Trump ducks, pretending to negotiate peace. Neither side sees the chaos ahead—just a slip‑and‑fall into 2024’s bumper‑stick.
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The Bottom Line
KEEN OIL SHINE / 10
Iran's seven‑day gamble?
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