The Straight Version
Netanyahu's bloc leads but falls short of forming a government after 90% of votes counted.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu's crook parade almost made it, but even a moose would have sought a better seat. Every vote's a slap at debt, courtesy of Israel's circus.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT / 10
Netanyahu's crook parade almost made it, but even a moose would have sought a better seat.
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Netanyahu's crook parade almost made it, but even a moose would have sought a better seat. BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/no-clear-winner-in-israel-election-with-nearly #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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