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No clear winner in Israel election with nearly 90 percent of votes counted

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 12:01 am
No clear winner in Israel election with nearly 90 percent of votes counted — Canada
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu's bloc leads but falls short of forming a government after 90% of votes counted.

The UNHINGED Take

Netanyahu's crook parade almost made it, but even a moose would have sought a better seat. Every vote's a slap at debt, courtesy of Israel's circus.

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BRAIN ROT / 10

Netanyahu's crook parade almost made it, but even a moose would have sought a better seat.

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Netanyahu's crook parade almost made it, but even a moose would have sought a better seat. BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/no-clear-winner-in-israel-election-with-nearly #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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