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Israeli forces continue West Bank raids as Hebron lockdown enters sixth day

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 10:41 am
Israeli forces continue West Bank raids as Hebron lockdown enters sixth day — Canada
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The Straight Version

Israeli forces extended the Hebron lockdown for a sixth day amid rising tensions and international warnings.

The UNHINGED Take

Another week of middle-east madness where the UN bleats into the void while the region turns into a giant, expensive meat grinder. Absolute clown show of historic proportions.

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COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Another week of middle-east madness where the UN bleats into the void while the region turns into a giant, expensive meat grinder.

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Another week of middle-east madness where the UN bleats into the void while the region turns into a giant, expensive meat grinder. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/israeli-forces-continue-west-bank-raids-as-hebron #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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