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Ukraine: Ceasefire holds for its first 30 hours in occupied Oleshky

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ CanadaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 10:46 am
Ukraine: Ceasefire holds for its first 30 hours in occupied Oleshky โ€” Canada
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The Straight Version

A local ceasefire in occupied Oleshky has held for 30 hours while fighting continues elsewhere in Ukraine.

The UNHINGED Take

Holding a 30-hour truce in a bombed-out hellhole is like putting a singular band-aid on a gushing arterial wound. Pure performative garbage for the cameras while the rest of the country burns.

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The Bottom Line

DELUSIONAL THEATRE / 10

Holding a 30-hour truce in a bombed-out hellhole is like putting a singular band-aid on a gushing arterial wound.

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Holding a 30-hour truce in a bombed-out hellhole is like putting a singular band-aid on a gushing arterial wound. DELUSIONAL THEATRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/ukraine-ceasefire-holds-for-its-first-30-hours #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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