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Joly seeks Competition Bureau probe of Stelco as more layoffs loom

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 08:17 pm
Joly seeks Competition Bureau probe of Stelco as more layoffs loom — Canada
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The Straight Version

The federal government is asking the competition commissioner to 'thoroughly examine' if Stelco owner Cleveland-Cliffs breached the Competition Act.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Joly seeks Competition Bureau probe of Stelco as more layoffs loom speedrunning total brain death: "Joly seeks Competition Bureau probe of Stelco as more layoffs loom". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

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