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Kingston, Ont. woman dead after fiery 3-vehicle crash on Highway 401

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·2 Nov, 01:32 pm
Kingston, Ont. woman dead after fiery 3-vehicle crash on Highway 401 — Canada
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The Straight Version

Two of the vehicles involved in the crash burst into flames, and the 43-year-old woman was pronounced dead at the scene. Two others were taken to hospital with minor injuries.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Kingston, Ont. woman dead after fiery 3 speedrunning total brain death: "Kingston, Ont. woman dead after fiery 3-vehicle crash on Highway 401". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Kingston, Ont.

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Look at Kingston, Ont. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/kingston-ont-woman-dead-after-fiery-3-vehicle #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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