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Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·2 Nov, 02:13 pm
Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack — Canada
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The Straight Version

The problems follow a case last month in which attackers remotely took control of refrigeration systems in hundreds of supermarkets across France, sending temperatures soaring.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack: "Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack: "Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack: "Supermarket freezers in 4 European countries hit by apparent cyberattack". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/supermarket-freezers

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