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Live: European stocks plunge after US midterm election results shock markets

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 09:37 am
Live: European stocks plunge after US midterm election results shock markets — Canada
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The Straight Version

European stocks plummeted following US midterm results and concerns over potential Democratic restrictions on AI data center expansion.

The UNHINGED Take

Wall Street suit-jockeys are crying because voters want a life outside of cooling fans and server farms. Imagine thinking the planet cares about your bloated AI bubble bursting.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10

Wall Street suit-jockeys are crying because voters want a life outside of cooling fans and server farms.

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Wall Street suit-jockeys are crying because voters want a life outside of cooling fans and server farms. ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/live-european-stocks-plunge-after-us-midterm-election #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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