The Straight Version
Russell Brand was convicted of rape and sexual assault following widespread reporting by international media outlets.
The UNHINGED Take
Turns out the spiritual guru was just a grade-A predator hiding behind a beard and a fake accent. Finally, the universe stopped indulging this smug, yoga-posing degenerate's delusions of grandeur.
The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO THE ABYSS / 10
Turns out the spiritual guru was just a grade-A predator hiding behind a beard and a fake accent.
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