The Straight Version
Edmonton Oilers centre Connor McDavid was named the NHL's first star for the month of October on Sunday.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at McDavid earns first star in NHL’s monthly awards speedrunning total brain death: "McDavid earns first star in NHL’s monthly awards". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.
The Bottom Line
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Look at McDavid earns first star in NHL’s monthly awards speedrunning total brain death: "McDavid earns first star in NHL’s monthly awards".
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