The Straight Version
MLB pitchers charged with conspiracy to influence sporting contests by bribery go on trial in New York.
The UNHINGED Take
"MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/mlb-spot-fixing-trial-set-to-begin-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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