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MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 09:01 am
MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court — Canada
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The Straight Version

MLB pitchers charged with conspiracy to influence sporting contests by bribery go on trial in New York.

The UNHINGED Take

"MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/mlb-spot-fixing-trial-set-to-begin-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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