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Nine killed as small jet crashes on Florida street

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 09:10 am
Nine killed as small jet crashes on Florida street — Canada
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The Straight Version

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy described the crash, which happened near President Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort, as a "horrific tragedy".

The UNHINGED Take

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