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New Kelowna councillors intend to improve public discourse

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 01:34 am
New Kelowna councillors intend to improve public discourse — Canada
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The Straight Version

Tom Dyas sworn in as Kelowna councillor, promises to better public discourse.

The UNHINGED Take

Kelowna's new councillor vows smoother chat, but we know he’ll just add a Zoom for drama. Nice try, Tom—next year you’ll be Googling 'how to dodge questions'.

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The Bottom Line

DISASTROUS INHERITANCE / 10

Kelowna's new councillor vows smoother chat, but we know he’ll just add a Zoom for drama.

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Kelowna's new councillor vows smoother chat, but we know he’ll just add a Zoom for drama. DISASTROUS INHERITANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/new-kelowna-councillors-intend-to-improve-public-discourse #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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