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New trial ordered for man in deadly Vancouver crash that killed toddler

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·30 Oct, 09:52 pm
New trial ordered for man in deadly Vancouver crash that killed toddler — Canada
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The Straight Version

Supreme Court orders new trial for Toronto driver who killed toddler in fatal Vancouver crash.

The UNHINGED Take

Munted driver gets another shot at fate after Supreme Court decides the hell is still on offer. Vancouver’s next little heart can’t even get a fair break.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED STUB / 10

Munted driver gets another shot at fate after Supreme Court decides the hell is still on offer.

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