The Straight Version
Supreme Court orders new trial for Toronto driver who killed toddler in fatal Vancouver crash.
The UNHINGED Take
Munted driver gets another shot at fate after Supreme Court decides the hell is still on offer. Vancouver’s next little heart can’t even get a fair break.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED STUB / 10
Munted driver gets another shot at fate after Supreme Court decides the hell is still on offer.
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