The Straight Version
The Edmonton Oilers officially dressed a full-time emergency backup goalie for an NHL game this Thursday.
The UNHINGED Take
Edmonton has officially run out of ways to waste cap space, opting to pay a human bench ornament instead of a functional blue line. Absolute clown car energy.
The Bottom Line
URGENT BRAIN BLEACH / 10
Edmonton has officially run out of ways to waste cap space, opting to pay a human bench ornament instead of a functional blue line.
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Edmonton has officially run out of ways to waste cap space, opting to pay a human bench ornament instead of a functional blue line. URGENT BRAIN BLEACH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/oilers-become-first-team-to-dress-full-time #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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