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The Curator: Holiday gifting for everyone on your list (and every budget!)

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 04:00 am
The Curator: Holiday gifting for everyone on your list (and every budget!) — Canada
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The Straight Version

CBC is now shamelessly shilling Walmart holiday shopping lists to Canadians under the guise of curated gift guides.

The UNHINGED Take

The state broadcaster has officially pivoted to a discount aisle infomercial for plastic garbage. Nothing says public interest journalism like acting as a corporate lapdog for cheap sweatshop junk.

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The Bottom Line

SOULLESS CORPORATE SHILL / 10

The state broadcaster has officially pivoted to a discount aisle infomercial for plastic garbage.

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