The Straight Version
The Edmonton Oilers defeated the Calgary Flames 4-0 behind Tristan Jarry's 24-save shutout.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the Flames and getting blanked by a guy who forgets what team he plays for half the time. Absolute bush-league performance from a franchise that belongs in the AHL.
The Bottom Line
STARK PATHETIC FAILURE / 10
Imagine being the Flames and getting blanked by a guy who forgets what team he plays for half the time.
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Imagine being the Flames and getting blanked by a guy who forgets what team he plays for half the time. STARK PATHETIC FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/oilers-snap-skid-with-4-0-win-over #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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