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Owono enduring ‘hardest days of my life’ after De Miguel death

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 05:05 pm
Owono enduring ‘hardest days of my life’ after De Miguel death — Canada
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The Straight Version

Tenerife striker De Miguel died on Tuesday as a result of injuries from a collision with FC Andorra goalkeeper Owono.

The UNHINGED Take

"Owono enduring ‘hardest days of my life’ after De Miguel death" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Owono enduring ‘hardest days of my life’ after De Miguel death" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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