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The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 05:05 pm
The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda — Canada
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The Straight Version

Congress blocked from advancing progressive policy by President & Democratic leadership.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats pawing their own den, President hangs a progress bar like a Christmas tree. The only real progress? Their wallets got a raise.

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GOVERNMENT MAYHEM / 10

Democrats pawing their own den, President hangs a progress bar like a Christmas tree.

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