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Quebec farmers say proposed high-speed rail threatens their land, livelihoods

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·30 Oct, 09:00 am
Quebec farmers say proposed high-speed rail threatens their land, livelihoods — Canada
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The Straight Version

Quebec farmers are fighting a high-speed rail project that threatens to bisect their agricultural land.

The UNHINGED Take

Ottawa wants to pave over the syrup patches just so suits can shave twenty minutes off a commute to Toronto. Absolute clown show of urban delusion.

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The Bottom Line

URBAN PLANNING DISASTER / 10

Ottawa wants to pave over the syrup patches just so suits can shave twenty minutes off a commute to Toronto.

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