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School bus driver arrested after dragging 5-year-old by door, police allege

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 08:23 pm
School bus driver arrested after dragging 5-year-old by door, police allege — Canada
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The Straight Version

Bus driver arrested for dragging a 5‑year‑old child by the door.

The UNHINGED Take

Clinton Central drops the clown. The driver—a walking nightmare—replaces university lecture diets with 5‑year‑old nightmares.

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The Bottom Line

STUNTED BOSS / 10

Clinton Central drops the clown.

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Clinton Central drops the clown. STUNTED BOSS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/school-bus-driver-arrested-after-dragging-5-year #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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