The Straight Version
CBC published a shopping guide featuring seven sleeper sofa options from various Canadian retailers.
The UNHINGED Take
CBC taking taxpayer cash to shill foam cots from Cozey while nobody can afford rent is peak Canadian dystopia. Go sleep in a tent like a real citizen.
The Bottom Line
STATE FUNDED COUCH SHILL / 10
CBC taking taxpayer cash to shill foam cots from Cozey while nobody can afford rent is peak Canadian dystopia.
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CBC taking taxpayer cash to shill foam cots from Cozey while nobody can afford rent is peak Canadian dystopia. STATE FUNDED COUCH SHILL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/the-curator-7-comfortable-sleeper-sofas-for-every #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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