The Straight Version
CBC published a guide recommending grooming products like CeraVe and Philips for a men's daily routine.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine the state of our national broadcaster peddling overpriced face grease instead of news. Nothing screams journalistic integrity like shilling basic moisturizer to grown men who can't figure out a razor.
The Bottom Line
NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Imagine the state of our national broadcaster peddling overpriced face grease instead of news.
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