The Straight Version
CBC suggests purchasing overpriced gold rings, pearls, and diamond bracelets as viable investment vehicles for the holidays.
The UNHINGED Take
CBC is officially hocking gaudy trinkets as fiscal policy while Canadians choose between rent and groceries. Buying a ring at Mejuri isn't an investment, it's paying for a tax-funded hallucination.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL ECONOMIC ILLITERACY / 10
CBC is officially hocking gaudy trinkets as fiscal policy while Canadians choose between rent and groceries.
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