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The Curator: The 13 best winter boots for all ages

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 03:00 am
The Curator: The 13 best winter boots for all ages — Canada
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The Straight Version

CBC published a curated list of thirteen recommended winter boot brands for the upcoming season.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying tax dollars for state-sponsored influencers to tell you that boots work in snow. Absolute peak pathetic from the CBC’s fashion-obsessed circus clowns.

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BRAIN ROT DELUXE / 10

Imagine paying tax dollars for state-sponsored influencers to tell you that boots work in snow.

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Imagine paying tax dollars for state-sponsored influencers to tell you that boots work in snow. BRAIN ROT DELUXE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/the-curator-the-13-best-winter-boots-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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