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U.S. midterm early returns suggest young voters swinging away from Trump, GOP

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 02:29 am
U.S. midterm early returns suggest young voters swinging away from Trump, GOP — Canada
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The Straight Version

Early U.S. midterm returns show young voters ditching Trump for Democrats.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s stale ice‑cream tossed by youth, Democrats gulp crumbs, GOP's weak suicide march.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMP JUNK / 10

Trump’s stale ice‑cream tossed by youth, Democrats gulp crumbs, GOP's weak suicide march.

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