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US midterms: 2 days to go – what polls say as Trump, El-Sayed hit the trail

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 08:47 am
US midterms: 2 days to go – what polls say as Trump, El-Sayed hit the trail — Canada
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The Straight Version

Donald Trump and Democrats are campaigning in the final two days before the US midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

The US political machine is just two geriatric vultures fighting over the rotting carcass of a dying empire. Watching these ghouls grovel for votes is like watching a terminal patient play bingo for scraps.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

The US political machine is just two geriatric vultures fighting over the rotting carcass of a dying empire.

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The US political machine is just two geriatric vultures fighting over the rotting carcass of a dying empire. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/us-midterms-2-days-to-go-what-polls #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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