The Straight Version
Senate campaigns in Texas, Michigan, and Ohio are burning through record-breaking amounts of donor cash this cycle.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine setting fire to millions just to watch crusty relics bicker over who gets to ruin the country next. Absolute gold-plated delusion for the terminally gullible.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FINANCIAL LOBOTOMY / 10
Imagine setting fire to millions just to watch crusty relics bicker over who gets to ruin the country next.
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