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9 dead after plane crashes near Trump’s Florida home, erupting in a massive fireball

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 09:31 pm
9 dead after plane crashes near Trump’s Florida home, erupting in a massive fireball — China
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The Straight Version

Nine people died when a Learjet crashed near Trump’s Mar‑a‑Lago.

The UNHINGED Take

Mar‑a‑Lago today turned into a target practice field—Learjet wiped out poorer families. Trump’s getaway spot now a flaming graveyard.

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IDENTIFY DUMB / 10

Mar‑a‑Lago today turned into a target practice field—Learjet wiped out poorer families.

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Mar‑a‑Lago today turned into a target practice field—Learjet wiped out poorer families. IDENTIFY DUMB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/9-dead-after-plane-crashes-near-trumps-florida #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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