The Straight Version
Haley Stevens endorses GOP’s Mike Rogers, betraying Democrats in Michigan Senate race.
The UNHINGED Take
Haley’s flip is the most theatrical flicker in U.S. politics, a politician swapping party like a bad earring. She’s brazenly tossing her dream of election to the gutter, leaving Democrats drowning in irony.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Haley’s flip is the most theatrical flicker in U.S.
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