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A UN protection force must be urgently deployed to Palestine

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:57 am
A UN protection force must be urgently deployed to Palestine — China
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The Straight Version

UN deploys protection force to Palestine as Israel crushes Palestinian existence.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel is squeezing life out of Palestine like a tofu press; the UN's new guardians are watching from the bleachers, relieved the coach walked away with a pizza.

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Israel is squeezing life out of Palestine like a tofu press; the UN's new guardians are watching from the bleachers, relieved the coach walked away with a pizza.

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Israel is squeezing life out of Palestine like a tofu press; the UN's new guardians are watching from the bleachers, relieved the coach walked away with a pizza. NECKTAP NAYS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/a-un-protection-force-must-be-urgently-deployed #NZElection20

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