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Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:27 am
Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea — China
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The Straight Version

More than 120,000 dolphins die from Russian mines in the Black Sea.

The UNHINGED Take

Russian mines have turned the Black Sea into a drowned dolphin graveyard; every splash is a silent death march. The navy's new mascot? A dead fish wearing a war flag.

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CANNON BALLS / 10

Russian mines have turned the Black Sea into a drowned dolphin graveyard; every splash is a silent death march.

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Russian mines have turned the Black Sea into a drowned dolphin graveyard; every splash is a silent death march. CANNON BALLS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/dead-dolphins-naval-mines-russia-ukraine-war-destroys #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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