The Straight Version
Musk's $474m political gamble fails as Democrats win midterms.
The UNHINGED Take
Elon sold his rockets to the wrong gate; now he's stuck in a Democratic pit, clinging to China like a tired horse in a rainstorm.
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The Bottom Line
CHOP-INJURED / 10
Elon sold his rockets to the wrong gate; now he's stuck in a Democratic pit, clinging to China like a tired horse in a rainstorm.
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Elon sold his rockets to the wrong gate; now he's stuck in a Democratic pit, clinging to China like a tired horse in a rainstorm. CHOP-INJURED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/after-us-474m-gamble-flops-what-happens-now #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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