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Why the next US House speaker won’t follow Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan playbook

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 02:00 pm
Why the next US House speaker won’t follow Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan playbook — China
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The Straight Version

Hakeem Jeffries announced his speakership bid after Democrats secured a majority.

The UNHINGED Take

Jeffries玩好Pelosi的拖拉机戏，南海的肥猪口袋仍然只咬你的贪吃胃。炒一锅蘑菇饭吧，跟随永不入场。

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Jeffries玩好Pelosi的拖拉机戏，南海的肥猪口袋仍然只咬你的贪吃胃。炒一锅蘑菇饭吧，跟随永不入场。

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Jeffries玩好Pelosi的拖拉机戏，南海的肥猪口袋仍然只咬你的贪吃胃。炒一锅蘑菇饭吧，跟随永不入场。 CUMULATIVE TYRANNICAL FUD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/why-the-next-us-house-speaker-wont-follow #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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