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Australian mushroom killer Erin Patterson likely to die in jail after failed appeal

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·30 Oct, 12:41 am
Australian mushroom killer Erin Patterson likely to die in jail after failed appeal — China
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Australian mushroom murderer Erin Patterson lost a bid to overturn her convictions and had a harsher sentence imposed on Friday, failing to prove she was wrongfully jailed for killing three people with a poisoned lunch. Patterson was found guilty last year of murdering her husband’s parents and elderly aunt, deliberately lacing their beef Wellington meal with highly toxic death cap mushrooms. The 52-year-old maintained her triple murder convictions were a “miscarriage of justice”, urging the...

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Australian mushroom killer Erin Patterson likely to die in jail after failed appeal: "Australian mushroom killer Erin Patterson likely to die in jail after failed appeal". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Australian mushroom killer Erin Patterson likely to die in jail after failed appeal: "Australian mushroom killer Erin Patterson likely to die in jail after failed appeal".

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