The Straight Version
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will visit Beijing following the APEC summit in Shenzhen next month.
The UNHINGED Take
Albanese is crawling back to Beijing to beg for trade scraps while pretending he is not a vassal. Imagine being this munted and thinking a Shenzhen photo-op fixes your terminal irrelevance.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC SYCOPHANT ENERGY / 10
Albanese is crawling back to Beijing to beg for trade scraps while pretending he is not a vassal.
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Albanese is crawling back to Beijing to beg for trade scraps while pretending he is not a vassal. PATHETIC SYCOPHANT ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/australian-pm-to-visit-beijing-after-china-hosted #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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