The Straight Version
The China Coast Guard deployed water cannons and drones to conduct maritime training near disputed South China Sea reefs.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says sovereignty like bullying coral reefs with a glorified super soaker. Watching the coast guard LARP as a naval superpower while hunting rocks is the peak of maritime comedy.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTELAND ENERGY / 10
Nothing says sovereignty like bullying coral reefs with a glorified super soaker.
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