The Straight Version
Binance customers pulled US$3.64B after exchange returned online post hack.
The UNHINGED Take
Binance's 6.3B dollar bastard capers, FBI link to North Korea mischief, now handing customers 3.64B like a briefcase of luck. It’s a hacker circus, little kids in a cage.
The Bottom Line
HORRIBLE FORTUNE / 10
Binance's 6.3B dollar bastard capers, FBI link to North Korea mischief, now handing customers 3.64B like a briefcase of luck.
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Binance's 6.3B dollar bastard capers, FBI link to North Korea mischief, now handing customers 3.64B like a briefcase of luck. HORRIBLE FORTUNE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/binance-sees-spike-in-withdrawals-as-exchange-returns #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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