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Bob Dylan comes knockin’ on pope’s door as Leo welcomes legend to Vatican

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·4 Nov, 08:47 pm
Bob Dylan comes knockin’ on pope’s door as Leo welcomes legend to Vatican — China
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Bob Dylan came knockin’ on Pope Leo’s door on Wednesday, as the American singer-songwriter and poet visited the American pope at the Vatican during a break between concert dates in Italy. The Vatican said the encounter was brief, with Leo giving Dylan a rosary and Dylan presenting the pope with a copy of his autobiography, Chronicles: Volume One. Leo had quoted from an unpublished protest song Dylan penned in 1963, “Go Away You Bomb”, in his 2026 book Disarmed and Disarming: Peace Is a Gift. Leo...

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"Bob Dylan comes knockin’ on pope’s door as Leo welcomes legend to Vatican" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Bob Dylan comes knockin’ on pope’s door as Leo welcomes legend to Vatican" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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