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Brazilian airport torn apart by violent storm

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 04:12 am
Brazilian airport torn apart by violent storm — China
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The Straight Version

A tornado rips Chapecó Airport in Santa Catarina, Brazil.

The UNHINGED Take

Winds punched the runway like a drunk fist; the whole sky had to watch the planes drown in chaos, proving even the most disciplined air traffic can’t outrun a goddamn cyclone.

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The Bottom Line

TURNED AIRLINES TO MUD / 10

Winds punched the runway like a drunk fist; the whole sky had to watch the planes drown in chaos, proving even the most disciplined air traffic can’t outrun a goddamn cyclone.

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Winds punched the runway like a drunk fist; the whole sky had to watch the planes drown in chaos, proving even the most disciplined air traffic can’t outrun a goddamn cyclone. TURNED AIRLINES TO MUD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/brazilian-airport-torn-apart-by-viole

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