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Hong Kong activist Joshua Wong sentenced to ten years in jail

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 04:04 am
Hong Kong activist Joshua Wong sentenced to ten years in jail — China
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The Straight Version

Hong Kong activist Joshua Wong sentenced to 10 years in jail.

The UNHINGED Take

Joshua Wong, the so‑called "global icon", just traded street protests for a Beijing‑handed jail strap—proving democracy’s savior owes loyalty to the very regime that silences him.

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Joshua Wong, the so‑called "global icon", just traded street protests for a Beijing‑handed jail strap—proving democracy’s savior owes loyalty to the very regime that silences him.

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Joshua Wong, the so‑called "global icon", just traded street protests for a Beijing‑handed jail strap—proving democracy’s savior owes loyalty to the very regime that silences him. CUT PAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kong-activist-joshua-wong-sentenced-to-ten

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