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California Governor Newsom granting clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 10:28 pm
California Governor Newsom granting clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state — China
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⁠California Governor Gavin Newsom said ⁠on Thursday he would commute ⁠the death sentences of all 548 inmates currently condemned to execution in his state, the largest death row in the western hemisphere. The announcement, in a three-page letter addressed to “all Californians”, came as Newsom, a Democrat who is expected ‌to seek his party’s presidential nomination in 2028, neared the end of his second and final four-year term as governor. Newsom, who previously served as mayor of San Francisco...

The UNHINGED Take

Look at California Governor Newsom granting clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state speedrunning total brain death: "California Governor Newsom granting clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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Look at California Governor Newsom granting clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state speedrunning total brain death: "California Governor Newsom granting clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state".

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